Best Uses for Joe Paterno's Statue
It would be a crime not use JoPa's likeness for something
By: Rich McVey | 7/25/12, 2:20 PM EDT
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Lawn Gnome
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When Penn State took down Joe Paterno's statue, it got us to thinking, "Well, what are they going to do with it now?" Really, it would be a crime not to use it for something.
Here are our best suggestions.
LAWN GNOME
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Coat Rack
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COAT RACK
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SCENTED CANDLE
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OLD MAN SCENTED CANDLE (It smells like tweed, socks and Old Spice)
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Bird Feed Holder
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BIRD FEED HOLDER
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WEATHER VANE
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WEATHER VANE
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SCARECROW
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SCARECROW (although if the crows do show up, he probably won't do anything about it.)
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STOP SIGN
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STOP SIGN (Oh, the irony)
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CIGAR LIGHTER
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CIGAR LIGHTER
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SLAM DUNK CONTEST PROP
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SLAM DUNK CONTEST PROP
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When Penn State took down Joe Paterno's statue, it got us to thinking, "Well, what are they going to do with it now?" Really, it would be a crime not to use it for something.
Here are our best suggestions.
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