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How To Bang Sarah Palin (Flowchart)

Ya know, in case you ever find yourself being Glen Rice or a snowmobiler.

By: Athlon Sports | 9/15/11, 11:35 AM EDT

Ya know, in case you ever find yourself being Glen Rice or a snowmobiler.

With the very unexpected news breaking this week that Sarah Palin and ex-Michigan Wolverine and NBA star Glen Rice had a one-night stand back in the 80s (seriously, did anyone see this one coming?), we thought we'd provide this very informative and helpful flowchart to break down and analyze the various ways in which you could bed Sarah Palin. 

Don't you feel like you are much more prepared if you ever come across the Republican presidential candidate (yes, she will be some day) who's known for family values event hough her daughter has two kids out of wedlock and Sarah herself has had one-night stands?

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