College Student's Guide to Boozing
If you thought the Periodic Table taught you important stuff, you were right.
By: Athlon Sports | 12/14/11, 8:22 AM EST
Remember the Periodic Table? It's colorful display of all the universe's elements draped every college and high school science class. But were you ever really interested in the symbol for magnesium? No. So here's a much better version of that table.
The College Student's Guide to Boozing takes all the elements of sweet, sweet, alcohol and puts them in delicious Periodic Table form. Starting at the weakest (cider) and going all the way to something called "shit on grass." Which actually sounds more like what you do after you've drank most of this periodic table.
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