50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

NFL action is getting closer by the day, which means it’s time to plan your fall road trips and to name your 2012 fantasy football team. It’s tough to win your league every season, but you can have the best team name each year. Here’s our list for 2012, in no particular order of awesomeness.

Vick in a Box

Henne Given Sunday

Cassel Greyskull

Joe Buck Yourself

I'm thinking RBs

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

Suh Girls, One Cup

Drinkin’ Fortes

Forgetting Brandon Marshall

James Starks of Winterfell (Does the Packers running back watch Game of Thrones?)

Breaking Bademosi (The Browns cornerback has to be a fan of Walter White.)

The Gould Standard

I Pitta the Fool

Just a Big Roos

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Tonsil Shockey

Makin’ It Wayne

Stephen Cooper Advertising (The Chargers pass rusher has to like Mad Men.)

Jersey Leshoure

Jake’s Hurt Locker

The Road Wilfork

The Big Legursky (The Steelers right guard plays by the rules.)

Cruz Control

Revis and Butthead

Red Hot Julius Peppers

My Mornhinweg Jacket

The Celek Few

Succop to the Boss (I’m sure the Chiefs teammates get along well with Romeo Crennel.)

Snyder’s Cash for Clunkers

Golden Tate Bridge

A Boy Named Suh

In the Garden of Weeden

Vinatieri Strokes (The legendary kicker has to watch The League.)

Coples Therapy

The Blair White Project

Joe Adams Family

Ginn and Juice

Planet Alterraun (The Titans defensive back has to love Star Wars.)

Flacco Seagulls

Get a Kluwe

All Torian Vehicle

Madu Men

Skeltons in the Closet

Drayton Florence and the Machine

Ming the Mercilus (Is the Texans rookie a fan of Flash Gordon?)

Never Forsett

DeMarco Polo

Jacquizz Show

Taken to the Woodhead

A few extras...

The Red Barron (Bama fans can substitute crimson.)
Belichick Yo Self
Sergio Kindle Fire
Corn on the Kolb
Fitzgerald and the Tantrums
Insane Clowney Posse
Dontay Moch Draft
Nate Potter and the Nocturnals
Press Your Luck
Scobee Snacks

And some former favorites...

Ron Mexico’s Perro
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Burressted Development
Straight Cash Homey
Where Tai Streets Has No Game

---By Patrick Snow (@AthlonSnowman)

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2012 Bye Week Cheat Sheet
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