75 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Pitchers and catchers have reported, the World Baseball Classic is around the corner and fantasy baseball season is nearly here. The weather is heating up and it's time to name your fantasy baseball team. You could always go with one of the classics like Chico's Bail Bonds, Springfield Isotopes, New York Knights or Myrtle Beach Mermen. But you might as well go with one of these 75 funny fantasy baseball team names.

Alabaster Blasters
Bats in the Pelfrey

Better Safe Than Soria

Big League Choo

Big Wang Theory

Bossman Senior
Breaking Badenhop 

Bryce Hyper
Cannot, Cantu

Chen Music

Citizen Cain

Clown Question Bros
Come Sale Away

Cuckoo for Coco Crisp

Cust Out

Davey Johnson’s Tweeter
Depends on Asdrubal

Dick Pole’s Staff

Ethier Said Than Dunn

Fister-Furbush 

G’s Up, Scott Downs

Golden Sombreros
Grand Theft Votto

Griffey Jr.’s Tonic
Hall of Shamers
Hannibal Lester

Harang 'em High

Harper Valley OBP

Hey Upton Upton
High Plains Fister

Honey Nut Ichiro's

Horse walks into Aybar

I’m Rich, Litsch! 

Inglourious Bastardos

Jeter’s Gift Baskets
Jeters Never Prosper 

Joe Maddon Gnomes
Jon Jay Jack Jim Joe

Kimbrels 'n Bits

Latos Intolerant 

Lay down the Lawrie

Less is Morrow
Looking Illegal
Loria’s Lease
Man walks into a Bard

Marcum Eight

Mattingly’s Sideburns
Miami Mortgage
A Mighty Lind

Next of Kinsler

Not at the Table Carlos

Old Hoss’s Beaneaters
Out of Saito

Outfield Fly Rule
PED-co Park
Rusty Trumbo

Sam Above the Fuld

Scratch My Ichiro

Senior Circuit Rascals
Smoak a Swisher
Spitball LOOGYs
Take Maholm Tonight

Talent-less South Beach
The Bourn Supremacy 

The Melky Way

The Price Is Wrong

The Scioscial Network

The Yankee Clippard

Thome Don’t Play That

Triple-Hawpe Brewed

Vin Scully’s Homeboys
Void A-Roid
Yellow Brick Gload

Yoenis Envy
Yu Da Man
Zero Dark Cooperstown

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