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Jokes About Stanford Rivals

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team

By: Athlon Sports | 5/7/12, 1:10 AM EDT

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team

Here are some of our favorite jokes about the Stanford Cardinal's biggest rivals.

• What do medical marijuana and Cal football have in common? They both get smoked in bowls.

 

• What does the average Oregon football player get on his SAT? Drool.

 

• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Cal fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

 

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Oregon?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

 

• What do you call 20 Cal fans skydiving from an airplane?
Skeet.

 

• What happens when Lane Kiffin takes Viagra? He gets taller.

 

• How many Cal fans does it take to change a flat tire? Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!

 

• What do you get when you cross Washington State with a groundhog? Six more weeks of bad football.

 

• Why do Cal football players like smart women?
Opposites attract.

 

• Things you will never hear an Oregon fan say: I have reviewed your application.

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