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Jokes About Notre Dame Rivals

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team

By: Rich McVey | 5/8/12, 3:29 AM EDT

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Notre Dame's biggest rivals.

• What happens when Lane Kiffin takes Viagra? He gets taller.

 

• How many USC football players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

 

• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and USC fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

 

• What does the average USC football player get on his SAT? Drool.

 

• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Michigan State fan? A tattoo.

 

• Did you hear about the new honor system at USC? Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

 

• What do USC fans use for birth control? Their personalities.

 

• What do you call 20 USC fans skydiving from an airplane? Skeet.

 

• Things you will never hear a Michigan State fan say: I have reviewed your application.

 

• Things you will never hear a Michigan fan say: I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.

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