Jokes About Florida State Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Florida State's biggest rivals.

• What happens when Will Muschamp takes Viagra?
He gets taller.

• How many Florida football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

• What does the average Florida football player get on his SAT?
Drool.

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Florida?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

• How many Miami fans does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!

• What do Florida fans use for birth control?
Their personalities.

• Did you hear what happened to the Florida fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home?
He moved.

• What do you call 20 Miami fans skydiving from an airplane?
Skeet.

• You know you’re from Gainesville if:
You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.

• Things you will never hear a Florida fan say:
I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.

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