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50 Funny College Basketball-March Madness Bracket Names

Need help choosing a name for your office bracket picks? Here you go.

By: Athlon Sports | 3/15/13, 1:31 PM EDT

Need help choosing a name for your office bracket picks? Here you go.

With the 2013 NCAA Tournament kicking off next week, it's time for college basketball fans to start filling out their March Madness brackets. For those playing online, it also means coming up with a humorous or ridiculously over-the-top name to go along with their ill-fated picks. With that in mind, we pulled together some of our favorites. 

 
Grand Theft Otto Porter Jr. (Georgetown)
 
Full Metal Bracket
 
Naters Gonna Nate (South Dakota State’s Nate Wolters)
 
Dunk You Very Much
 
Don’t Haith the Player, Haith the Game
 
I saw Gun-Zaga, You Say Gone-Zaga, let’s call the whole thing off
 
I Got the Vander Blues
 
My Russdiculous Picks
 
The Dana Altman Brothers Band
 
Pros and Cuonzo
 
March Sadness
 
Happily Raftery After
 
Did you get your spring game ticket yet? (SEC fans only)
 
Rick Byrd’s Sweatervest
 
John Groce Pointe Blank

Final Fourgasm
 
A Cinderella Story
 
Russ-elmania 2013
 
Siva Seat for Me
 
Knock Down the Trey (Trey Burke, Michigan)
 
Boom Skaka Shaka
 
What Cav you done for me lately?
 
I’d rather be golfing with Jim Boeheim
 
What channel is TruTV again?
 
Church of Bracketology
 
Don't Tell Anyone, but I kinda like Notre Dame's Uniforms
 
March Mad Men
 
James Michael McAdoo the Right Thing
 
Calipari's Recruiting Budget
 
Lobos know Brackets
 
Wake me up when Duke loses
 
Shabazz-er Beaters

When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self

Thad Matta World Peace
 
Cinderella's Left Slipper
 
All Zeller, No Filler
 
Wait, this isn't the NIT?
 
Winning by Accident
 
One and Done
 
Buzzer Beaters Anonymous
 
My Other Bracket Joined the ACC
 
Buzz Williams' Barber
 
One Man Wolfpack
 
iPick Pretty Jerseys
 
No X-'Cuse-s 
 
Villa No Fun 
 
Shoeless Joe Jackson (Memphis)
 
The Butler Did it ... Again

Could it be ... CREIGHTON?

Larranaga, Moe and Curly

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