Jose Bautista Using Steroids? I Don't See It.

No way.

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21 Photos of Monkeys Being Awesome At Sports

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Is there was a poo-slinging league, these guys would go pro.

Considering human and monkey DNA is 98% the same, is it any surprise that these much hairier poop-slinging versions of us enjoy bringing the heat, teeing off, or slamming it home? The answer is no, by the way. But in case you're not convinced of their drive to compete, we put together this post of just how awesome they can be when it's GO TIME!

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Bengals Fans Throw Crazy NFL Draft Party

Twenty years of sucking will have this affect on people.

The Bengals may be terrible at putting together a good football team, but they're even worse at putting together a good draft day party.

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The Mel Kiper Jr NFL Draft Graph

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Does this man go into hibernation 11 months out of the year?

Mel Kiper Jr is like Kaiser Soze of the NFL draft. He basically runs every aspect of the draft and is on every ESPN channel (except Deportes) for the entire month of April and then once the draft is over....just like that, poof, he's gone.

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The Craziest Trick Shot Videos

Submitted by Athlon Sports on Sun, 2011-04-24 09:40

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Hot Girl Hits Insane Golf Shot

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This may or may not be fake. But since it's so awesome, I may or may not really care.
Crazy Beer Pong Shots

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Whoever says Beer Pong isn't a sport has never tried to play beer pong at three in the morning.
12 Year-Old Johnny Sullivan

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This Iowa kid can hit a water bottle better than anyone you've probably ever seen.
Insane Pool Shots

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Apparently you don't need good taste in music to be very good at pool.
Johnny McEntee

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The classic Johnny McEntee trick shot video.
Can't Tell If This Is Fake Or Not

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I really can't believe this guy is pulling off these insane basketball shots. Someone told me they're fake, but I don't believe it.
Dude Perfect Basketball Shots

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When I first heard of "Dude Perfect" I assumed it was some sort of Playgirl competition. Apparently it's a summer camp where you sink long-range basketball shots from Jet Skis. I'm glad I was wrong.
Insane Hockey Trick Shot

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I don't really understand this hockey trick shot, but I like it. (And he gets extra points for using it in an actual game.)
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These put your "behind the backboard" shot to shame.

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The Funniest Sports Hater Shirts

Submitted by Athlon Sports on Fri, 2011-04-22 10:06

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Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles

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In case the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim had forgotten.
Wrigley: The World's Largest Gay Bar

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I assumed that was in San Francisco. Guess I was wrong.
Lamar Got The Ugly One

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Poor Lamar. I might feel bad for him if he wasn't a multimillionaire.
Funniest Sports Shirts

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Not sure if this is pro gamecocks or against. I guess I'll leave it at that.
Bust A Nutt

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This one is a little too easy. And yet, a little too awesome.
Fukuthome Shirt

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This was taken during the Cubs/White Sox series when Jim Thome was on the White Sox. Someone should give this man a Pulitzer.
Cardinals Fans...

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Every Cubs fan I know owns this shirt. (Every Cubs fan I know has a fifth grader's sense of humor.)
USC and UCLA Finger Shirts

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Hey look! They're both number one!
Teabag Tebow

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I really hope this reporter is asking him where he got his shirt.
Harvard Beats Yale 29-29

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You'd think they'd have better math skills seeing as their school is so expensive.
Ohio: Worst State Ever

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I know some people who live in Ohio and would agree with this.
FSU Criminoles

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Is it wrong that I actually think "Criminoles" is a pretty cool name for a team?
Jeter Sucks A-Rod

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So many A-Rod jokes, so little time.
Tiger Puts It In Every Hole

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If everything I've read is true, this shirt is 100% correct.
If You Live In Ann Arbor...

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Gotta love the Michigan/OSU college football rivalry.
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Anything is funnier when it's on a T-shirt.

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The Greatest Speech Ever (Video)

Submitted by Athlon Sports on Tue, 2011-04-19 19:18

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Every Dream Is Special

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This speech needs no explanation or analysis. It's just the greatest speech ever. And if you've watched this, you already know that it's the greatest speech ever.
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One man. One dream. Two monkeys. (And a woman in a truck.)

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Is Your College Football Coach Cheating? (Flowchart)

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Here's a very complex flowchart to see if your college coach is cheating.

Whether it's Southern Cal, OSU or LSU, a head football coach or an assistant coach, bending the rules to land prized recruits is as much a part of the game as limber cheerleaders and beer funnels at tailgate parties. (And let's be honest, the NCAA rules are about as easy to understand as the fine print on your credit card application.) But if you're not sure if your alma mater is involved in cheating, we've devised this handy flowchart to help you determine if your college's ball coach is doing whatever it takes to win. Follow along carefully.

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The Greatest College Basketball Player Names

Submitted by Athlon Sports on Mon, 2011-04-18 16:25

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Parfait Bitee

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Someone needs to give this guy a Dairy Queen franchise, asap.
Funniest College Basketball Names

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Try saying Qavotstaraj Waddell three times fast. Better yet, try saying it once...slowly.
John Moonshower

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On the bright side, his name isn't John Goldenshower.
Spongey Benjamin

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If I had a rap name, it would be Spongey Benjamin.
Funny College Basketball Names

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I bet the timeline of what Austen Powers (the basketball player) though about his name went like this:

Before the movies came out: Didn't think about his name.

When the first movie came out: "It's cool that I have the same name as the character in this new Mike Myers movie!"

Three months after the first movie came out: "This isn't very cool."

Six months after the first movie came out: "If someone tells me something is "cheeky" one more time, I'm going to kill Mike Meyers."

When the third movie came out: "I'm going to kill myself."
Funny College Basketball Names

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If you're going to be named after a plant, why opt for the bitter turnip? Why not aim a little higher and go for the redwood or even a oak.
Funniest College Basketball Names

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I wonder if he's Greek.
Fats Cuyler

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There's something about this picture that says, "I am very angry that my name is Fats" to me.
Funny College Basketball Names

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Naming your kid after a deviant sex job and then spelling it wrong is almost as bad as doing it when you have Johnson as a last name. By the way, I'd like to introduce you to my son, Prastitoot Koch.
Matt Haryasz

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If this kid's last name is pronounced the way I think it's pronounced, then this is the greatest last name in the history of last names.
Gyno Pomare

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I bet this guy can spread the floor and drive to the hole. And I bet he can also play basketball.
Funniest Names - Dino Popoola

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This guy sounds like the best pizza place you've never heard of.
Funniest College Basketball Names

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Try saying this guy's name without smiling. He's verbal prozac.
Chris Porn

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This one is pretty self-explanatory.
Funny College Basketball Names

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You know you're name is trying a little too hard when it has both a dash and an apostrophe.
God's Gift Achiuwa

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Yes, his name is God' Gift. And no, that's not going to look good on his resume when he needs to get a real job.
FUnny College Basketball Names

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Sometimes you just love your last name so much, that you also make it your first name.
Jihad Muhammed

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Before 9/11 I bet the kid's in his high school thought this name was kind of badass. After 9/11 I'm guessing that went from badass to asshole.
Chief Kickingstallionsims

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Do names get any better than this? (Short answer: No.) (Shorter answer: N.)
God Shammgod

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No list is complete without the classic God Shammgod.
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