Is there was a poo-slinging league, these guys would go pro.
Considering human and monkey DNA is 98% the same, is it any surprise that these much hairier poop-slinging versions of us enjoy bringing the heat, teeing off, or slamming it home? The answer is no, by the way. But in case you're not convinced of their drive to compete, we put together this post of just how awesome they can be when it's GO TIME!
Does this man go into hibernation 11 months out of the year?
Mel Kiper Jr is like Kaiser Soze of the NFL draft. He basically runs every aspect of the draft and is on every ESPN channel (except Deportes) for the entire month of April and then once the draft is over....just like that, poof, he's gone.
Here's a very complex flowchart to see if your college coach is cheating.
Whether it's Southern Cal, OSU or LSU, a head football coach or an assistant coach, bending the rules to land prized recruits is as much a part of the game as limber cheerleaders and beer funnels at tailgate parties. (And let's be honest, the NCAA rules are about as easy to understand as the fine print on your credit card application.) But if you're not sure if your alma mater is involved in cheating, we've devised this handy flowchart to help you determine if your college's ball coach is doing whatever it takes to win. Follow along carefully.