I was chatting with a friend of mine today and he said "You know what? Edinson Volquez is the Antoine Dodson of the major leagues." (If you don't remember, Antoine Dodson was the "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife cause they rapin' everybody out here" guy from last year.)
So we put their photos together and I think he's right. Even their names sound eerily familiar. Hide ya kids! Hide ya wife! Hide ya umpires and third base coaches!
Is there was a poo-slinging league, these guys would go pro.
Considering human and monkey DNA is 98% the same, is it any surprise that these much hairier poop-slinging versions of us enjoy bringing the heat, teeing off, or slamming it home? The answer is no, by the way. But in case you're not convinced of their drive to compete, we put together this post of just how awesome they can be when it's GO TIME!
Does this man go into hibernation 11 months out of the year?
Mel Kiper Jr is like Kaiser Soze of the NFL draft. He basically runs every aspect of the draft and is on every ESPN channel (except Deportes) for the entire month of April and then once the draft is over....just like that, poof, he's gone.