I was chatting with a friend of mine today and he said "You know what? Edinson Volquez is the Antoine Dodson of the major leagues." (If you don't remember, Antoine Dodson was the "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife cause they rapin' everybody out here" guy from last year.)

So we put their photos together and I think he's right. Even their names sound eerily familiar. Hide ya kids! Hide ya wife! Hide ya umpires and third base coaches!

The Bengals may be terrible at putting together a good football team, but they're even worse at putting together a good draft day party.

Mel Kiper Jr is like Kaiser Soze of the NFL draft. He basically runs every aspect of the draft and is on every ESPN channel (except Deportes) for the entire month of April and then once the draft is over....just like that, poof, he's gone.