We applaud the man who’s comfortable enough to make shirts optional in front of 35,000 strangers.
The deeper we dive into the dog days of summer, the more often we see fans stripping down at the ballpark. While this occasionally results in bikini’d bleacher babes, it usually results in Jim from accounting having five too many stadium brews before deciding to make himself at home during the seventh inning stretch. And you know what? Good for him. We applaud the man who’s comfortable enough in his own skin to make shirts optional in front of 35,000 strangers. Here are 15 dudes who did just that in our homage to the shameless, shirtless and stretch-marked baseball fan.
Soccer players have a reputation for being whiners. You can add bawlers to the list, too.
Soccer players (or football players to everyone who's not American) have a reputation for being whiners. They fall to the ground and roll around like they've been stabbed if another player comes within three feet of them. Only to get up moments later and go back to running at full speed. And because of that, fans from around the world think of soccer players as cry-babies. Well, here's 13 crying soccer players to provide proof.
Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very sexy, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Sexy Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Former Miss Texas USA Brooke Daniels
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Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver Roy Williams had been dating former Miss Texas USA beauty pageant winner Brooke Daniels for a year. Roy was feeling extra romantic so he mailed Brooke a $76,000 engagement ring and proposal of marriage. (Yes, mailed as in the US Postal office mailed.) She declined the marriage proposal, but took the ring. Now he's suing her to get it back. All we know is she is very attractive, so here's a few pictures of the former Miss Texas USA and the not current Mrs. Roy Williams. See more on Roy Williams suing his ex girlfriend here.
Only one College World Series — the 1996 edition — has ended with a home run, so obviously, it will remain the only one in the history of Rosenblatt. Warren Morris, Louisiana State’s No. 9 hitter, came to the plate with the Tigers down a run to Miami in the bottom of the ninth. His goal was to put the ball in play somewhere and set the table for the top of the order. Instead, Morris went down and got a breaking ball, slapping it just over the fence in right field. Morris said he did not realize it was gone until he saw his first base coach leap into the air — and then noticed Miami’s players were lying on the ground in agony. Morris had been injured in the weeks leading up to Omaha, and it was his first home run of the season. It delivered a 9–8 victory and an NCAA title. “I don’t think it changed me,” he said, “but it’s definitely changed my life.”
MERRIFIELD BRINGS ’BLATT CURTAIN DOWN (2010)
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Flashbulbs started lighting the Nebraska night in the ninth inning of a 1–1 game. Fans were figuring out that a South Carolina longball against UCLA would not only match Morris’ moment but also deliver quite the swan song for the College World Series at Rosenblatt. It took until the 11th inning, and it was not a home run, but the Gamecocks did eventually win with a walk-off. Scott Wingo represented the winning run at third base, with one out. UCLA could have walked Whit Merrifield and Jackie Bradley Jr. to set up a double play. Instead, the Bruins pitched to Merrifield. Big mistake. He lined a 2-0 pitch into right field, sending Wingo home and the Gamecocks into euphoria. It was the school’s first men’s championship — and, to add to the impact of the moment, the team was playing in memory of a 7-year-old boy, Bayler Teal, who had lost his fight with cancer the week before. “I’ve thought about it many times,” South Carolina coach Ray Tanner said. “To end it that way, it was special.”
SLEIGHT OF HAND (1982)
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Miami learned a fake pickoff play at the College World Series with no plans of using it. In initial application, it was just a means for the Hurricanes’ coaches to keep their players relaxed. Playing speedy Wichita State later in the series, Miami actually thought it would give deception a try after all. Canes pitcher Mike Kasprzak “fired” to first, where Steve Lusby sold a desperate attempt to flag down an errant “throw.” The ball “rolled” down toward the bullpen, where Miami’s relievers — and even its ballgirls — pretended to play dodgeball. Wichita’s Phil Stephenson was fooled, as were many in the ballpark. Stephenson, an All-American, made a move toward second, at which point Kasprzak revealed he still had the ball. Stephenson was dead meat, out and embarrassed. Miami went on to win the national title, fueled by the fun of what became known as the “Grand Illusion.”
PITCHING ’TIL YOUR ARM FALLS OFF (1965)
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It’s a wonder Steve Arlin’s right arm stayed intact after what he did for his Ohio State club in 1965 and 1966. In the Buckeyes’ initial trip to the CWC, Arlin tossed a complete-game shutout in a 1–0 victory against Washington State. That’s impressive enough, but consider that Arlin had to go 15 innings to get that shutout. The game remained scoreless for five extra innings before OSU finally plated a run in the top of the 15th. Arlin responded in the bottom half by striking out the side — his 18th, 19th and 20th strikeouts of the game. He was making his third start in four CWS games. Arlin wasn’t done cementing his status as an Omaha legend. He returned the following season and pitched in five of OSU’s six College World Series games as the Buckeyes won the national championship. Somehow, Arlin’s wing held up for six seasons in the Majors.
ROBIN VENTURA GOES STREAKING (1987)
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Robin Ventura’s hit streak started well before he reached the Omaha stage with his Oklahoma State teammates. But it hit fever pitch, and resulted in the mention of his name along with Joe DiMaggio’s, while the Cowboys were at Rosenblatt. Ventura passed DiMaggio’s magic number, getting to 57 games with a hit in the CWS opener against Arizona State. He extended the streak to 58 the following game. In fact, one of the more notable aspects of Ventura’s streak is how it ended. Though Ventura had no qualms with it, some contend he should have been awarded an infield single in what would have been game No. 59, against Stanford. Instead, the play, in the ninth inning, went as a two-base error. Even so, Ventura’s streak brought the College World Series a good deal of attention. Ventura went on to a solid Major League career that included two All-Star selections and six Gold Gloves.
Olympics Inspired Hottest Girls of Beach Volleyball
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Since most of the beautiful beach volleyball athletes at the 2012 Olympics seem to be covered up to keep warm in the 50-degree chill of London (thanks a lot, Brits!), we figured we'd look at some of our favorite warm-weathered beach volleyball hotties showing us how the sport was meant to be played... in a tiny bathing suit. Enjoy.
Jen Pavley by Peter Brouillet
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Since most of the beautiful beach volleyball athletes at the 2012 Olympics seem to be covered up to keep warm in the 50-degree chill of London (thanks a lot, Brits!), we figured we'd look at some of our favorite warm-weathered beach volleyball hotties showing us how the sport was meant to be played... in a tiny bathing suit. Enjoy.
Amber Willey by Peter Brouillet
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Angie Akers by Peter Brouillet
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Christal Morrison by Peter Brouillet
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Jen Snyder by Peter Brouillet
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Since most of the beautiful beach volleyball athletes at the 2012 Olympics seem to be covered up to keep warm in the 50-degree chill of London (thanks a lot, Brits!), we figured we'd look at some of our favorite warm-weathered beach volleyball hotties showing us how the sport was meant to be played... in a tiny bathing suit. Enjoy.
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Jessica Gysin by Peter Brouillet
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Lauren Fendrick by Peter Brouillet
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Lynn Brinkman by Peter Brouillet
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Michelle Moore by Peter Brouillet
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Rachel Wacholder by Peter Brouillet
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Raquel Caulkins by Peter Brouillet
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Sara Day by Peter Brouillet
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Suzanne Stonebarger by Peter Brouillet
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Vancouver Canucks forward Alexandre Burrows escaped a suspension for allegedly chomping on the fingers of Bruins center Patrice Bergeron in last Wednesday’s Stanley Cup Finals opener. The league decided that insufficient proof existed to show Burrows taking a bite, this video notwithstanding.
The 12 incidents shown here, like the Burrows bite, have plenty of evidence that they happened. Some have pictures, some have videos, and all have legendary reputations.
12. New Mexico's One-Woman Crime Spree
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Junior defender Elizabeth Lambert got some attention that the New Mexico women’s soccer team might not have wanted when she took physical defense to a new level in 2009.
Playing BYU in a Mountain West Conference tournament semifinal match, Lambert played defense less out of EA Sports FIFA 11 and more out of WWE Smackdown vs. Raw. Lunging tackles that sought to take out ankles, slaps to opponents’ faces on the way down from headers, you name it. There’s no truth to the rumor that she tried to leave the field to look for a steel chair.
There’s lots of truth, though, to the legend of Lambert trying to rip Kassidy Shumway’s ponytail right out of her head. See the video if you are a fan of physical soccer, women behaving badly, and/or Drowning Pool.
11. Chan Ho Park Channels Bruce Lee
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June 5, 1999 started out as a pretty good day for Chan Ho Park. The Dodgers’ righthander had only allowed one hit to the Anaheim Angels and had struck out four through 3 1/3 innings. Then, he let up a bit, allowing Mo Vaughn, Garret Anderson, and Troy Glaus to load the bases and falling behind 2-0 to light-hitting catcher Matt Walbeck. The next pitch ended up in the right-centerfield seats, and the Dodgers were trailing 4-0.
By most accounts, Park got the worst of the fight, and Belcher remained perplexed two years later. In the August 2001 issue of Maxim, Belcher was quoted thusly: “The guy tried to kick my head off. So what if he likes tae kwon do? I like to hunt, but I didn't take a shotgun out there.” No truth to the rumor that that comment gave Bud Selig an idea for the next time attendance starts to fall off.
10. Minor League Game, Major League Fight
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Israel “Izzy” Alcantara was a classic “Four-A” player. From 1997 through 2000, he clubbed 113 minor-league home runs as a farmhand for four different teams, adding four bombs at the major-league level for the Boston Red Sox. In 2001, he still dominated the minors, batting .297 with 36 home runs at Triple-A Pawtucket, but it was a never-finished at-bat that became his immortal legacy.
On July 3, 2001, Scranton-Wilkes Barre pitcher Blas Cedeno brushed Izzy back twice, and twice was all Izzy could stand. Alcantara threw a thrust kick that would make “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels proud, sending catcher Jeremy Salazar sprawling, then it was off to the mound. Cedeno stepped expertly away from Izzy’s wild roundhouse right and, by that time, the rest of the infield convened at the mound.
By the end of this brawl, however, it’s likely no one was sorer than Izzy himself…with the possible exception of the superkicked catcher. Chest protector or not, that looked like it hurt.
9. Vinnie Jones "Snatches" Paul Gascoigne
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Vinnie Jones may be familiar to action movie fans for his portrayals of Bullet-Tooth Tony in Snatch, Sphinx in the 2000 remake of Gone in 60 Seconds, or Juggernaut in X-Men: The Last Stand. Surprisingly, he has yet to receive an Oscar nomination.
Before all that, though, he was a legendary “hard man,” or enforcer, for several high-level English soccer clubs, including Wimbledon and Chelsea. In a 1988 match between Wimbledon and Newcastle, he showed his crabby (or is that grabby?) side by, shall we say, yanking the knob on Newcastle midfielder Paul Gascoigne’s front door.
8. McHale Clotheslines Rambis, Mustache
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The 1984 NBA Finals marked the first time that Magic Johnson and Larry Bird had met for a professional championship after their scintillating duel for the NCAA title five years prior. Three games into the series, the Lakers were running at will, scoring an impressive 137 points in regulation during Game 3.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar pulled down a rebound and tossed a long baseball pass to James Worthy. Worthy found a streaking Rambis, who had a wide-open layup in his sights until McHale caught him in the air and brought him down hard with a textbook clothesline. We’re still unsure what kind of school uses textbooks that teach such things.
Larry Bird helped Rambis back to his feet and tried to talk him down as the crowd at the Forum serenaded the players with that immortal chant, “Boston Sucks!”
7. Miami + Weapons = Saturday Night
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The result of the October 14, 2006 football game between the Miami Hurricanes and the Florida International Golden Panthers was expected to be ugly.
Miami was only leading 13-0 in the third quarter after James Bryant caught a five-yard touchdown pass. Despite the fact that the would-be blowout was still somewhat of a game, Bryant decided his gorgeous reception warranted taking a bow to the fans. The Panthers were not amused.
On the ensuing extra point, rushers and blockers began shoving, the holder got thrown to the ground and punched in the jaw, and all hell generally broke loose.
31 players were suspended, Lamar Thomas was fired, and FIU went right on struggling mightily against BCS opponents. Since that fight, the Panthers are 0-16 against teams from BCS conferences, being outscored 615-165 in those games.
6. Zidane's Thin Skin Screws France
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Players in all sports talk trash during games, and it occasionally gets a little racy. Once you bring an opponent’s mother, wife, girlfriend, or sister into the discussion, it’s the express lane to an explosion.
French midfielder Zinedine Zidane saw red, both literally and figuratively, when Italy’s Marco Materazzi called Zidane’s sister a whore during a 2006 international match. He headbutted Materazzi in the chest, sending the Italian sprawling like he’d been shot with a deer rifle. Appropriately enough, Zidane was ejected for the overt act of aggression.
5. Dark Alley? Nope, Dark Rink
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The 1987 World Junior Hockey Championships, held in Piestany, Czechoslovakia, boasted a host of future NHL stars in its final game. The rosters of Canada and the Soviet Union featured players like Brendan Shanahan, Theoren Fleury, Sergei Fedorov, and Alexander Mogilny. By game’s end, though, the names on the jerseys were irrelevant, since no one could see them with the lights turned off.
Conspiracy theorists claimed that the USSR, already out of medal contention, started the fight deliberately, seeking to sabotage Canada’s chances of winning their own medal. This seems about as likely as a theory we’re throwing around the office that the Soviet team was shown Red Dawn during intermission.
4. Taking One Right in the Ol' Buckeyes
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In the final minute of this Minnesota/OSU game, Luke Witte was fouled hard while driving for a layup. Minnesota center Corky Taylor extended a hand to help Witte to his feet, then dropped him right back down to the floor with a knee to the man-regions.
Taylor quickly backed away as angry Buckeyes charged at him, but Corky’s Minnesota teammates intercepted his would-be attackers and chased them down the court. Gopher forward Ron Behagen charged off the bench and stomped on the still-prone Witte’s head. That attack surely struck fear into welcome mats everywhere, but it made Behagen look like a punk in the eyes of his fellow humans.
Witte suffered a concussion, needed 29 stitches to close the wounds on his face, and suffered a scarred cornea that interfered with his vision for years to come. There was probably an icepack down his shorts at some point in the evening, too, but that remains unconfirmed.
3. Richard Riot: NHL Left With Egg on Face
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Maurice “Rocket” Richard, if he played today, would be said to have a slight attitude problem. He could be easily goaded into retaliation for rough play, he was fined multiple times for assaulting officials, and he wrote a newspaper column in which he called NHL President Clarence Campbell a “dictator.” But, as a French-Canadian star at a time when French descendants were oppressed in Canada, Richard was a hero to his people.
March 13, 1955 seemed like just another brutal hockey game between Richard’s Montreal Canadiens and the arch-rival Boston Bruins. With Montreal on the power play, Bruin defenseman Hal Laycoe caught Richard across the face with a high stick. The resulting cut would take five stitches to close. When play paused, Richard skated up to Laycoe, who dropped his gloves in the universal hockey signal for “bring it on.” Rather than throw fists, the Rocket decided to smash Laycoe over the head with his stick.
2. Washington's Fist Pleads Self-Defense
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At 6’8” and 230 pounds, Kermit Washington does not look like a man you’d want to run into in a dark alley. Or a lit one, for that matter. In the dark, though, he might be a little jumpy, as his actions on December 9, 1977 would suggest.
In that night’s game between the Houston Rockets and Washington’s Los Angeles Lakers, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and the Rockets’ Kevin Kunnert were scuffling at midcourt. Kermit turned away from the battle, satisfied that Kareem had things well in hand, and then spotted Rocket forward Rudy Tomjanovich running forward to break up the brawl.
A second later, Rudy T. was on the floor in the middle of a rapidly forming pool of blood. Rudy’s doctor compared the repair process to Scotch taping a broken egg back together. Tomjanovich missed the rest of that season, while Washington was suspended for two months.
1. Juan Marichal Misunderstands "Batter Up"
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Juan Marichal was well-known as an intimidating pitcher, not above firing fastballs toward a batter’s melon. On August 22, 1965, his San Francisco Giants were facing their arch-rivals, the Los Angeles Dodgers, and Marichal was announcing his presence with authority. He’d sent Dodgers Maury Wills and Ron Fairly sprawling with brushback pitches, and the Dodgers had seen enough.
When Marichal came to bat in the bottom of the third, catcher John Roseboro started putting a little extra zip on his throws back to pitcher Sandy Koufax. He also threw them a little closer to Marichal’s head than most batters have to look out for. One throw was said to graze Marichal’s ear, and he turned around to ask Roseboro something along the lines of “Dude, WTF?”
Roseboro came up out of his crouch, pulled off his mask and helmet, and Marichal felt threatened. His response? He cracked the catcher over the head three times with his bat.
19 Internet comments explaining exactly why LeBron James is struggling in the Finals.
You’ve heard from every TV analyst, newspaper columnist and blogger about what’s wrong with LeBron James. Now it’s time to go to the true experts, the guys who aren’t afraid to keep it real: online commenters. These opinions aren’t held back by editors, sponsors or spell check. So let’s cut straight to the truth with 19 comments explaining exactly why LeBron James is struggling in the Finals.
It seems like girls in Columbus like to hug and make out with other girls in Columbus. Why don't I live in Columbus?
Hottest Ohio State Girls
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She girl on the left gets extra points for the homemade "Fuck Michigan" hat.
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God, I miss college. There aren't nearly enough random, drunken, impromptu dance parties in post-college professional life.
Hottest Ohio State Girls
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Not sure why this OSU hottie is in the shower, but I'm not going to complain.
Hottest Ohio State Girls
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These OSU girls shirts say "Screw Blue" but the guys looking at them are saying something similar, but different.
Hottest Ohio State Girls
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This is the girl from the earlier OSU/Michigan slide. Looks like she kicked her rival to the curb and found a new friend. A very friendly-looking friend.