Don't you wish fantasy football sites would just tell it like it is?
It’s only Week 3 of the fantasy football season and there have already been a ton of huge injuries and potential busts. Yet every Sunday morning when you check in before kickoff, all you get from your fantasy site is a bunch of bland match-up projections and quotes from that player’s local paper. Forget that. Your site should tell the truth about your highly drafted players. Here’s what we think it would look like if you got honest evaluations on your best players.
College football uniforms are out of control. And they're only going to get worse.
College football uniforms have been in the news lately. With Maryland's flag uniforms that looked like something out of Middle Earth, Boise State's "Power Rangers" getup and Oklahoma State's all grey, we're not sure what's going on with the current state of uniforms. What happened to the classics?
In an effort to see what uniforms will look like in the future, we looked into our crystal ball (which is actually just Photoshop) and saw what the college football uniforms will look like in the upcoming seasons.
Ya know, in case you ever find yourself being Glen Rice or a snowmobiler.
With the very unexpected news breaking this week that Sarah Palin and ex-Michigan Wolverine and NBA star Glen Rice had a one-night stand back in the 80s (seriously, did anyone see this one coming?), we thought we'd provide this very informative and helpful flowchart to break down and analyze the various ways in which you could bed Sarah Palin.
These are all fakes, but that doesn't mean they aren't entertaining.
Everyone loves a viral video. Even marketing departments of giant corporations. Which is why it's no secret that many of the viral vids your co-workers send you are not actually "real." They're real in that they are a video that's going viral. But they're not real in the fact that the people and stunts in the video are paid actors and the actions taking place are CGI'd more often than you want to believe.
Diana Morales is one of the hottest bikini and lingerie models in the universe. As you can see in this photo.
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More Diana Morales is the perfect amount of Diana Morales.
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Bikini model Diana Morales.
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We're torn between wanting Diana Morales in the Lingerie Bowl. On one hand, she would be the hottest woman on the field. On the other hand, she could get hurt and injury her perfect body. (If we had another hand we could decide.)
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Lingerie model Diana Morales.
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Bikini model Diana Morales
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There's not a lot of info out there on Diana Morales. If you have any, please let us know.
What was sorely missing from the Colts shellacking at the hands of the Texans on Sunday was the camera cutting to a dejected, neck halo-wearing Peyton Manning. This game would have been much, much more entertaining if the camera kept showing Peyton Manning in the owner's booth, trying to stay as calm as possible and not rip the bolts out of his head. Since we don't have that shot, here are a few images of what Peyton Manning probably looks like right now.
NFL players are the least like emo kids. So here they are together.
NFL players are known for being tough, aggressive and violent people who will sacrifice their bodies to win at any cost. Emo kids, on the other hand, will sit in their room and cry if their mom doesn't buy them the right kind of organic tea. So, we wondered what it would look like if we combined the two using very poor Photoshop techniques.
Setting your fantasy football league's scoring is easy, right? Right?
Does something about this fantasy football team's score seem odd? Defense/ST usually don't put up over 3,500 points in a decade, let alone a single game. In this team, the commissioner meant to set the defense scoring at 1 points for every 25 return yards. But he inverted it and set it at 25 points for every 1 return yard.
Needless to say he got more than a few panicked text messages after Thursday's Packers-Saints game.