A Twins fan in Kansas City proudly displays his back hair, which is shaved with Joe Mauer's name and number. Awesome? Stupid? Awesomely stupid? We'll let you decide.

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20 Most Ridiculous Google Image Headshots in Sports

Submitted by Steven Lassan on Thu, 2012-07-19 03:42

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LeBron James, Miami Heat

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We do a lot of Google searching for athletes and coaches, and from time to time we come across some results that leave us scratching our head. Here's a look at some of the most ridiculous headshots Google has ever chosen.

It's NBA star LeBron James. He's playing the fiddle. Seriously Google, this is the picture you chose? It's the photo equivalent of having country singer Charlie Daniels hanging from the rim after a monster dunk.
Al Davis, former Oakland Raiders Owner

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Holy crap! Was this photo taken before or after Al Davis died?
Tom Brady, QB, Patriots

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Good for Tom Brady. Not many Super Bowl winning quarterbacks would go to Glamour Shots.
Bobby Petrino, former Arkansas Head Coach

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Poor Bobby Petrino. He wrecks his motorcycle, ends up in a neckbrace, gets busted having an affair, and gets fired from his Arkansas coaching job. And Google pulls in the one image that will make him relive it every time he gets online.
Chad Ochocinco, WR, Miami Dolphins

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Bizarre. That's really the only way to describle this Google headshot of Dolphins' receiver Chad Ochocinco. Considering he plays for the Dolphins, maybe the text on that photo should read - Waiting for the Perfect Quarterback.
Robert Swift, former NBA player

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Maybe he's praying that he'll play in the NBA again.
Will Muschamp, Florida Head Coach

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Note to self: Do not piss off Florida Gators' head coach Will Muschamp.
Frank Martin, South Carolina Head Coach

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Surely at some point during his coaching career there's a photo somewhere of South Carolina’s Frank Martin not yelling. Surely.
Miguel Cabrera, 1B/3B, Detroit Tigers

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This is the type of photo you pick for Michael Jordan, not Detroit slugger Miguel Cabrera.
Rex Ryan, Head Coach, New York Jets

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We're pretty sure New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan would make this exact face if he saw the photo Google chose.
LaRon Landry, S, New York Jets

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Well, they got this photo of New York Jets safety LaRon Landry half right.
Gus Malzahn, Arkansas State Head Coach

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Uh Derp.
Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State Head Coach

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Strange, we don't remember Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy walking the red carpet.
Monte Kiffin, USC Defensive Coordinator

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Wake up Monte! Wake up, we want to take your picture!
Terry Bowden, Akron Head Coach

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For a split second, we thought we had searched for Jabba the Hutt.
Dennis Franchione, Texas State Head Coach

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Nothing says successful gridiron coach like a big thumbs up and big glass of lemonade.
Felix Hernandez, SP, Seattle

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Will someone tell Google this is a picture of the Mariners’ pitcher Felix Hernandez in disguise as Larry Bernandez?
R.A. Dickey, SP, NY Mets

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Mets pitcher R.A. Dickey is having the best season of his career and recently released a book about his life. As for this, we have no clue.
Jimmy Graham, TE, New Orleans

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One word: Afro-awesomeness.
Dwyane Wade, G, Miami Heat

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At least he isn't playing a fiddle.
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What was Google thinking when it decided on these 20 ridiculous headshots for athletes and coaches?

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How Fast is Sprinter Usain Bolt?

The Jamaican sprinter looks to dominate the Olympics in London.

Usain Bolt is chasing “living legend” status, as the Jamaican sprinter arrives in London for the 2012 Summer Olympics as the undisputed fastest man alive. But how does he measure up against history’s best ever? Or maybe this year’s fastest thoroughbred sprinter? Or a street-legal sports car going from parked to peak speed? Here’s the fictional tale of the tape over 100 meters.

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25 Twitter Accounts Every Summer Olympics Fan Should Follow

Tweeting all the inside scoop from London.

The 2012 Summer Olympic Games kick off soon, and it's easy to get overwhelmed with information. To help you cut through all the noise, we’ve rounded up our Top-25 favorite London-bound Twitter accounts to offer insight into the lives of your favorite Olympic athletes, the most up-to-the-minute coverage of Olympic news and in-depth analysis from the top sports journalists covering the London Games.

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Nikolette Noel Heats Up "Expendables 2"

Submitted by Athlon Sports on Fri, 2012-07-13 21:51

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Nikolette Noel

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The testosterone-filled "Expendables 2" comes out Friday, featuring an all-star cast of butt-kicking leading men, from Sly Stallone to Chuck Norris. Fortunately, there are a few female hotties mixed into the cast; most notably, actress and model Nikolette Noel.

ABOUT NIKOLETTE:

Born: Nov. 5, 1986 in Los Angeles, California

Twitter: twitter.com/NikoletteNoel

Little-known fact: She speaks Hungarian fluently.
Nikolette Noel

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The testosterone-filled "Expendables 2" comes out Friday, featuring an all-star cast of butt-kicking leading men, from Sly Stallone to Chuck Norris. Fortunately, there are a few female hotties mixed into the cast; most notably, actress and model Nikolette Noel.

ABOUT NIKOLETTE:

Born: Nov. 5, 1986 in Los Angeles, California

Twitter: twitter.com/NikoletteNoel

Little-known fact: She speaks Hungarian fluently.
Nikolette Noel

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The testosterone-filled "Expendables 2" comes out Friday, featuring an all-star cast of butt-kicking leading men, from Sly Stallone to Chuck Norris. Fortunately, there are a few female hotties mixed into the cast; most notably, actress and model Nikolette Noel.

ABOUT NIKOLETTE:

Born: Nov. 5, 1986 in Los Angeles, California

Twitter: twitter.com/NikoletteNoel

Little-known fact: She speaks Hungarian fluently.
Nikolette Noel

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The testosterone-filled "Expendables 2" comes out Friday, featuring an all-star cast of butt-kicking leading men, from Sly Stallone to Chuck Norris. Fortunately, there are a few female hotties mixed into the cast; most notably, actress and model Nikolette Noel.

ABOUT NIKOLETTE:

Born: Nov. 5, 1986 in Los Angeles, California

Twitter: twitter.com/NikoletteNoel

Little-known fact: She speaks Hungarian fluently.
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10 Happiest Athlete Mugshots

Submitted by Braden Gall on Tue, 2012-07-10 05:00

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10. Adrian Peterson

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Last year, after a scuffle at a night club in Houston, Peterson was arrested and booked for simply resisting arrest. All-Day certainly doesn't look too worried in his mugshot, and for good reason. Charges were later dismissed.

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9. Roger Clemens

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Roger Clemens had a reputation as a greedy, arrogant, narcissistic a-hole. I know, this is shocking considering his handsomely quaffed hair style in this photo. But he certainly doesn't appear to be all that upset about this little situation in New Mexico.

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8. Rey Maualuga

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The Bengals linebacker was arrested for DUI back in 2010 after hitting two parked cars and a parking meter. Maualaga's Pontiac Sunfire was totalled. In the car with him were two young women, one of which was 18 years old and the other was a juvenile. He was 23 at the time. The former USC tackler seems to have an air of confidence about him, doesn't he?

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7. Nick Fairley

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Lions defensive tackle Nick Fairley was arrested for eluding arrest and charged with DUI on Highway 90 in Alabama in May 2012. For a guy dealing with his fifth arrest in one pro season, Fairley seems, well, fairly pleased with himself.

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6. Michael Irvin

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The former Cowboys star wide receiver was arrested on a misdemeanor drug charge a few years back and clearly doesn't care. Irvin, who has been linked to drug issues his entire career, was 34 at the time and was booked with a 21-year-old female. Don't hate the play-maker, hate the game.

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5. Scottie Pippen

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The former NBA superstar was arrested in Houston after using an on-coming lane to make a pass. He was booked on DUI. I guess there is something about having six NBA championship rings at the house that will keep a smile on your face.

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4. Josh Hamilton

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Alcholism is a very serious issue that needs to be handled with care and attention. But because Mr. Hamilton is so public with his struggles, and doesn't mind talking openly about it, his 2005 rampage in North Carolina needs to be documented. We can all look back on our past and laugh, right?

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3. Marcus Jordan

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Outside of a hotel in Omaha, the son of Michael Jordan did his best Scottie Pippen impersonation when he got busted last year for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest last month. He has already had multiple questionable public decisions — aka UCF shoe-gate, Las Vegas gambling and pornstar tweeting. But this picture takes the cake.

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2. Cedric Benson

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This troubled Texan has been arrested so many times that it is getting difficult to keep track. He was cut by the Bears after both a driving and boating while intoxicated back in 2008. He was arrested again in the summer of 2011 before his final season with the Bengals. Any number of mug shots could have been used, but this was apparently his happiest moment behind bars.

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1. Deion Sanders

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No human being has ever been more excited about being booked in custody than Primetime. He was arrested for misdemeanor trespassing back in 1996 when he was busted fishing on a private lake in Florida. He has always had a flare for the dramatic and Sanders has always loved to be in front of the camera — even if it is behind bars.

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These athletes couldn't be more excited to have been tossed behind bars.

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Strangest Non-Game Related Sports Injuries (that may or may not have happened)

Because sometimes eating flapjacks can hurt you

This week several media sources reported that former South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia injured himself while giving a peace sign. Turns out, it was just a joke, and Garcia's career as a fourth-string CFL quarterback is still on track. But, of course, that doesn’t mean that players don’t hurt themselves doing random, seemingly mundane things. Here’s a list of our favorite ways players have been injured. Most are true, but a few seem a bit suspect. We’ll let you decide.

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Top Ten Candidates To Be the Next Erin Andrews

Submitted by Patrick Snow on Thu, 2012-07-05 04:52

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Melanie Collins

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Erin Andrews has gone from ESPN sideline star to Dancing with the Stars to making the move to a studio host on FOX. So who’s next to fill her beautiful and talented shoes? Here’s a look at our ten top candidates to become the new favorite of sports guys everywhere.

Melanie Collins has been a host and reporter for NBA-TV, The Big Ten Network, E! News Now, Nascar.com, and PGA.com, among others. Currently, she's the studio host for Total College Sports TV. We highly recommend checking out the photo gallery on her website.
Jenn Brown

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She is already with ESPN and is a Florida grad like Andrews. Brown is the definite favorite here with her work on College GameDay.
Laura McKeeman

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McKeeman now works for the Tampa Bay Rays broadcast but has been a recruiting reporter for FOX Sports/Scout.com. She is also Miss Pinellas County 2012.
Heidi Watney

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The former Red Sox sideline reporter will work for the Lakers in 2012-13. She is also the cousin of professional golfer Nick Watney.
Jenny Dell

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The New England native replaced Watney on the Red Sox sideline, and she has previously worked on NFL broadcasts.
Charissa Thompson

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She is currently at ESPN and is a co-host of SportsNation. The west coast native has previously done sideline work on NFL and college games.
Lindsay Czarniak

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She is currently a SportsCenter anchor at ESPN and has previously worked in NASCAR and the Olympics.
Rachel Baribeau

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She is a radio host in Alabama and has worked previously for Fox Sports and Scout.com. The SEC seems to always win in the football world.
Samantha Steele

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She will work the sidelines on ESPN’s Thursday night broadcasts this fall, as well as appearing on the Longhorn Network.
Jenn Sterger

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She may be a wild card, but Sterger fired up college football fans – and especially Brent Musberger – as a Florida State front row fan. Sterger has previously worked on the sidelines for the New York Jets, where she also fired up Brett Favre.
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Texas A&M's Welcome to the SEC Video is a Disaster

There's no question Texas A&M is fired up to be in the SEC. After dealing with the soap opera known as the Big 12, the Aggies finally have some stability in terms of conference alignment.

While it's a good thing Texas A&M is excited to join the SEC, this video is not. It's truly a disaster. The Aggies try to welcome each of their 13 new conference mates by repeating the school's chant and the results is an awkward and rather ridiculous video.

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Purdue Basketball Players' Awesome Trick Shot Video

Purdue basketball players have put out a new video showing that they're keeping their skills sharp during the off season. Players Dru Anthrop and D.J. Byrd are joined by former player and now student assistant coach Ryne Smith at Mackey Arena, where they're showing off their best trick shots. The shots range from far-off bombs behind the basket to one hoppers from the stands.

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LeBron James, Miami Heat

Al Davis, former Oakland Raiders Owner

Tom Brady, QB, Patriots

Bobby Petrino, former Arkansas Head Coach

Chad Ochocinco, WR, Miami Dolphins

Robert Swift, former NBA player

Will Muschamp, Florida Head Coach

Frank Martin, South Carolina Head Coach

Miguel Cabrera, 1B/3B, Detroit Tigers

Rex Ryan, Head Coach, New York Jets

LaRon Landry, S, New York Jets

Gus Malzahn, Arkansas State Head Coach

Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State Head Coach

Monte Kiffin, USC Defensive Coordinator

Terry Bowden, Akron Head Coach

Dennis Franchione, Texas State Head Coach

Felix Hernandez, SP, Seattle

R.A. Dickey, SP, NY Mets

Jimmy Graham, TE, New Orleans

Dwyane Wade, G, Miami Heat

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10. Adrian Peterson

9. Roger Clemens

8. Rey Maualuga

7. Nick Fairley

6. Michael Irvin

5. Scottie Pippen

4. Josh Hamilton

3. Marcus Jordan

2. Cedric Benson

1. Deion Sanders

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Melanie Collins

Jenn Brown

Laura McKeeman

Heidi Watney

Jenny Dell

Charissa Thompson

Lindsay Czarniak

Rachel Baribeau

Samantha Steele

Jenn Sterger

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