We love Fatheads. But we're getting a little tired of those same-old action shots. Instead, we're looking for something that inspires us and teaches us life-lessons. Life lessons such as: Don't be a dumbass. 

John Daly: Before you head out for that next drinking binge, take a look at this fathead's Fathead. Back in 2008, the hard-partying golfer headed to Hooters and pounded so many sudsy brews that he passed out. Police let him sleep it off in a cell for 24 hours, but not before he donned this stunning orange shirt and offered up a look that says, "I just shit myself."

Roger Clemens: The Rocket looks like a used car salesman in this perjury-induced mugshot from August 2010. We don't know if the pitching great lied to Congress about using steroids (wink, wink), but his Fathead serves to remind us of one thing: NEVER…EVER…get frosted tips on your hair.  

Ric Flair: To quote the Nature Boy himself: "Woooooooo!…I surrender." At least that's what he told North Carolina police back in 2005 after a road rage incident. He was later cleared of all charges, but not before flashing this wrestling-scarred face for the authorities. If nothing else, this Fathead will remind you, "Hey, maybe my job isn't so bad."

Scottie Pippen: It's almost the next best thing to having a Michael Jordan mugshot on your wall. Almost. Pippen, a former Chicago Bulls star, was nabbed back in 1999 after being arrested on suspicion of drunk driving. Charges we later dropped, but not before he flashed this "I'm so gonna beat this" smile for the police camera.

Jim McMahon: No longer doing the "Super Bowl Shuffle,"—thank God—this one-time Bears QB was arrested in Florida in 2003 for driving without a decorative sweatband on his head. Oh, and for having a blood-alcohol level more than three times the legal limit. He pleaded no contest and got probation. 

Dwight Gooden: It's hard to narrow down our favorite Doc Gooden Fathead mugshot, but this one from Tampa, Fla., will do. Back in 2006, the former pitching phenom was arrested for violating his probation. (Insert gasp here.) We're pretty sure he was on double-secret probation, considering he's been busted for everything from DUI and evading arrest, to domestic violence and drugs. Of course, we would love to have him locked up for making his once-valuable rookie card as worthless as tits on a bullfrog. 

OJ Simpson: OK, so this Fathead may not be from an actual mugshot, but the former football star's face at the courthouse says a lot. Mostly it says, "Well, crap. I'm going to be convicted of robbery and kidnapping." The sentence was handed down by a Las Vegas jury in 2008. He was later sentenced to 33 years in jail. The moral? Karma's a bitch.

Deion Sanders: Oddly, this booking photo looks just like our Match.com profile photo. It's uncanny. Seriously, have you ever seen anybody so happy to be arrested? Neon Deion's unconcern probably stems from the ridiculous charges he faced in June 1996 when Florida police napped him for trespassing. Apparently the then Dallas Cowboys star went fishing on a lake owned by a local airport, despite being warned by authorities. 

Plaxico Burress: This is a must-have Fathead, if only to remind you of this: don't put your loaded, unregistered Glock pistol in your sweatpants. Ever. That is, unless you want to shoot yourself, piss away millions of dollars and go to prison. Then, go crazy. The former New York Giants Fathead face says it all, "I can't believe I'm that dumb."

Michael Vick: The former and (sort of) once-again NFL great struck this "My name Mike and I like long walks on the beach" pose in 2008 after facing charges surrounding his dogfighting ring. Since Vick wound up spending 21 months in the pokey, we're titling this Fathead: "Pissing away two prime years."

Mike Tyson: The former heavyweight champ and face-tattoo lover was arrested in December 2006 on drunk driving and cocaine possession charges following a police stop outside an Arizona nightclub. He was sentenced to 24 hours in jail and a ton of community service. The moral? No clue, we just love the fact that Iron Mike is sticking his tongue out during his police booking photo.

Andre The Giant: This Fathead is actual size. The 7-foot 4-inch, 540-pound wrestler was nabbed back in 1989 by the Linn County, Iowa sheriff's department for allegedly roughing up a cameramen who was filming his match after being warned not to. In case you're wondering, the real dumbass is the cameraman, but we just love looking at the giant's Martin Van Buren mutton-chop sideburns.

Tabitha Furyk sure didn't pick Jim for his lustrous locks. Probably had more to do with the fact that he's a nice guy. Rich, too.

Lee toned up and snagged himself a better half, but he married within the golf family — wife Laurae is the sister of former Ryder Cup player Andrew Coltart.

Sports run in the Rose family — Mrs. Justin Rose is a former competitive gymnast.

Martin Kaymer's GF is a golfer herself, having competed on the Furman golf team and on the Golf Channel's Big Break Atlantis.

He's not exactly an Adonis, but Luke Donald snagged Greek beauty Diane Antonopoulos, a Chicago native. The two met while Luke was a student at Northwestern.

Graeme McDowell's unflappable demeanor on the course can be at least partially explained by the fact that Kristin is waiting for him when he finishes his round.

Can Nicole finally get noted ladies' man Sergio Garcia to settle down? We'll see, but I wouldn't bet against her.

Look up "outkicking your coverage" in the dictionary and you'll find Jason Dufner's picture. Gotta hand it to Duf-man; he's making the most of what he's got to work with.

Amy's a former Phoenix Suns cheerleader, but she's best known as one of the most beloved WAGs in all of sports.

Rory McIlroy's world-class WAG hasn't exactly seen her tennis career take off since she took up with the world's top golfer, but she's succeeding in other areas, as she proves here.

The Morning Drive personality is a pleasant start to the day for many golf fans. Her golf outing at Quail Hollow caused quite the stir.

She is a popular contributor to both Golf Channel programming and the website.

She was a fan favorite on Big Break Atlantis.

The former University Of Washington golfer was on Big Break X in Michigan.

The GolfNow host is a huge hit on the network. Check out this gallery for some pre-Golf Channel photos.

The former Arizona State golfer participated on Big Break Prince Edward Island.

She starred in both Big Break Sandals Resorts and Big Break Dominican Republic.

She was one of many popular participants on Big Break Atlantis.

The New York native was on Big Break Prince Edward Island.

How can we not have the LPGA’s top hottie on the list? She’s been a major hit on the LPGA, the Golf Channel and in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit issue.