I don't care if you've just won the U.S. Open, the mega-million lottery and SI Swimsuit model Kate Upton asked you to marry her, NEVER DO THIS.
Yes! Let's high five and chest bump. Wait, we don't know how.
Holy crap, what would he do if he got a hole in one?
This is Tiger Woods and Steve Williams back in 2005. How had they not mastered giving each other high-fives?
As soon as all four hands went up for a preparatory high-five, it was all over.
Here's a tip: Next time, wait for the ball to go in the cup.
Double fist pump, double fist pump, handshake, handshake, double fist pump, double fist pump, DOUBLE. FIST. PUMP!
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