Here are some of our favorite jokes about Texas' biggest rivals.

• What's the difference between a Texas A&M football player and a dollar?
You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about West Virginia's biggest rivals.

• What does a Pittsburgh fan do when the Panthers win the BCS championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Arkansas' biggest rivals.

• What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra?
He gets taller.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Nebraska's biggest rivals.

• What do you call a Golden Gopher in a BCS bowl game?
A referee. 

• What's the difference between an Iowa football player and a dollar? 

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Clemson's biggest rivals:

• What does a South Carolina fan do when the Gamecocks win the BCS championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Virginia Tech's biggest rivals.

• What does a Virginia fan do when the Cavaliers win the BCS championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Wisconsin's biggest rivals.

• What does a Minnesota fan do when the Gophers win the BCS championship?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Michigan State's biggest rivals.

• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about the Stanford Cardinal's biggest rivals.

• What do medical marijuana and Cal football have in common? They both get smoked in bowls.

Here are some of our favorite jokes about the Louisville Cardinals' biggest rivals.

• How many Kentucky football players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.