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Jokes About Alabama Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Alabama's biggest rivals. • What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Auburn fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining. ...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Athlon’s Essential Eleven Links of the Day
College Football This is your daily link roundup of our favorite sports posts on the web for June 1. • It looks like the Red Sox will attempt to trade third baseman Kevin Youkilis. • We all know that Bo...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, College Basketball, NFL, NBA, MLB

Jokes About Oregon Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Oregon's biggest rivals. • What's the difference between an Oregon State football player and a dollar? You can get four quarters out of a doll...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Jokes About Oklahoma Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Oklahoma's biggest rivals. • What does an Oklahoma State fan do when the Cowboys win the BCS championship? He turns off the PlayStation. ...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Jokes About Ohio State Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Ohio State's biggest rivals. • What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop wh...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Ask Athlon Sports: Usain Bolt
News Q: How fast was Usain Bolt running in miles per hour at his top speed during his world-record 100-meter dash? — Curt Whitmire, Rockford, Ill. A: Bolt’s accomplishments are quickly — p...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: News

Ask Athlon Sports: Baseball History
MLB Q: In baseball, the names of the different positions — catcher, pitcher, first base, second base, etc. — seem to make sense. But what is the origin of the term “shortstop”? — John Dan...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: MLB

Ask Athlon Sports: Baseball Numbers
MLB Q: In what year did jersey numbers first appear on major league baseball jerseys? What team was the first one to use jersey numbers? And did Ty Cobb ever wear a jersey number during his playing day...
51 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: MLB

Jokes About Michigan Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Michigan's biggest rivals. • What happens when Urban Meyer takes Viagra? He gets taller. • How many Ohio State football players does it...
52 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Athlon’s Essential Eleven Links of the Day
College Football This is your daily link roundup of our favorite sports posts on the web for May 25. • Denver Post columnist Mark Kiszla is glad to see the Tim Tebow circus leave town. • New Texas A&...
52 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, College Basketball, NFL, NBA, MLB

5 Questions Surrounding Tim Tebow
NFL There may be no pairing in the history of sports with more explosive potential than New York and Tim Tebow. Not LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Not T.O. and, well, anybody else. Not even Billy Martin...
52 weeks ago by Patrick Snow Tags: NFL, Tim Tebow

Jokes About Georgia Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Georgia's biggest rivals. • What's the difference between a Georgia Tech football player and a dollar? You can get four quarters out of a dol...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Fantasy Baseball Weekend Rundown: May 24
MLB Stay tuned each week to Athlon Sports for a 2012 Fantasy Baseball Weekend Waiver Wire every Monday and a Weekend Rundown every Thursday. Should I stay or should I go? One of the most diffic...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: MLB, Fantasy, Fantasy

Jokes About Florida State Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Florida State's biggest rivals. • What happens when Will Muschamp takes Viagra? He gets taller. • How many Florida football players doe...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Jokes About South Carolina Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about South Carolina's biggest rivals. • What do medical marijuana and Clemson football have in common? They both get smoked in bowls. • What'...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

Jokes About Texas Rivals
College Football Here are some of our favorite jokes about Texas' biggest rivals. • What's the difference between a Texas A&M football player and a dollar? You can get four quarters out of a dollar...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, jokes

An Exclusive Q&A with Ozzie Guillen
MLB With a few poorly chosen words, Ozzie Guillen nearly lost his dream job. Quoted in Time Magazine saying he “loved” Fidel Castro, Guillen set off a firestorm in Miami’s Cuban-American com...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: MLB, Monthly, Ozzie Guillen, Miami Marlins

Hakeem Olajuwon passes on wisdom to younger NBA players

NBA For almost two decades, Hakeem Olajuwon’s “Dream Shake” move made him one of the NBA’s top go-to superstars. That signature move — a combination of quick upper-body twitches, show-the...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: NBA, Monthly, Hakeem Olajuwon

Jokes About West Virginia Rivals
College Football   Here are some of our favorite jokes about West Virginia's biggest rivals. • What does a Pittsburgh fan do when the Panthers win the BCS championship? He turns off the PlayStatio...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, West Virginia Mountaineers, jokes

Athlon’s Essential Eleven Links of the Day
College Football This is your daily link roundup of our favorite sports posts on the web for May 18. • Sorry for running late today. I was out day trading my new Facebook shares. • If the Pacers beat th...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, College Basketball, NFL, NBA, MLB

Jokes About Arkansas Rivals
College Football   Here are some of our favorite jokes about Arkansas' biggest rivals. • What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra? He gets taller. • How many LSU football players does it ta...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, Arkansas Razorbacks, jokes

Jokes About Nebraska Rivals
College Football   Here are some of our favorite jokes about Nebraska's biggest rivals. • What do you call a Golden Gopher in a BCS bowl game? A referee.  • What's the difference betwee...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, Nebraska Cornhuskers, jokes

Jokes About Clemson Rivals
College Football   Here are some of our favorite jokes about Clemson's biggest rivals: • What does a South Carolina fan do when the Gamecocks win the BCS championship? He turns off the PlayStation...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, Clemson Tigers, jokes

Jokes About Virginia Tech Rivals
College Football   Here are some of our favorite jokes about Virginia Tech's biggest rivals. • What does a Virginia fan do when the Cavaliers win the BCS championship? He turns off the PlayStation...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, Virginia Tech Hokies, jokes

Athlon’s Essential Eleven Links of the Day
College Football This is your daily link roundup of our favorite sports posts on the web for May 11. • After the Lakers Game 6 loss, Kobe Bryant calls out Andrew Bynum in an interview with Yahoo’s Adrian Wo...
1 year ago by Patrick Snow Tags: College Football, College Basketball, NFL, NBA, MLB

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